Death is what happens when you die.

— kevin mcpherson eckhoff

Friendship's like a relationship between friends.

— kevin mcpherson eckhoff

I'd rather be authentic than true.

— kevin mcpherson eckhoff

I'd rather be rich and healthy than poor and sick.

— kevin mcpherson eckhoff

Keep fit and have fun!" ~Hal Johnson and Joanne McLeod

— kevin mcpherson eckhoff

Life is my greatest enemy.

— kevin mcpherson eckhoff

Please be my friend.

— kevin mcpherson eckhoff

Soldiers of capitalism are the fathers of dissent.

— kevin mcpherson eckhoff

The notion of "cause and effect" is sometimes useful in real life, and it can even be interested in art, but I'm more interested in "cause and cause" or "effect and effect" or "and and and".

— kevin mcpherson eckhoff

Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes?

— kevin mcpherson eckhoff