Choose life, choose to be happy and make somebody smile.

— Ray S. Jones

Just a few more years and then we'll join the circus.

— Ray S. Jones

Keep focusing on God and all things will work out.

— Ray S. Jones

Nobody touches my ding dongs!

— Ray S. Jones

One play down and 497 to Go!

— Ray S. Jones

The truth is what we say it is...prove to me this desk is not a cow!

— Ray S. Jones