What is your job?” “Now that’s classified information, ma’am. If I tell you, I may have to kiss you.” “Shouldn’t that be, ‘I’d have to kill you?’”“No, it’s definitely kissed you,” he says seriously. “I think I would know.” And by the look on his face, I know he really does want to kiss me.

— J.B. Morgan

With books, you can have as many boyfriends as you want, and no one gets upset, jealous or calls you out for cheating. It’s a win-win.

— J.B. Morgan