All I know is, a writer ever walks into Homicide looking to shadow someone, I’m shooting them on-sight.

— J.D. Cunegan

By all means, tell the cops about the crazy robot lady with the black leather bodysuit and the Kill Bill sword. Hope you like straitjackets.

— J.D. Cunegan

Did you seriously just use the word 'loins'?

— J.D. Cunegan

I fully expect the police to come after me. To which I have just one thing to say: good luck.

— J.D. Cunegan

Read and write. That's the recipe for being a writer.

— J.D. Cunegan

So now that you know my truth, let's talk about yours.

— J.D. Cunegan

Why is the Chosen One always a?

— J.D. Cunegan

You're no better. Playing dress-up like you know right from wrong. Who made you the fucking hero? I did.

— J.D. Cunegan