At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

— Christopher Walken

Early on, I played one or two disturbed people, and I guess I must have been good at it, because it stuck. But, you know, I'm a regular guy. I stay home a lot, I make an effort to keep a distance from the whole social thing, the openings, the parties. I try to live calmly.

— Christopher Walken

I like to go to work, and also, I don't have any kids. I don't have any hobbies. Furthermore, I don't like to travel. So going to work is kind of it.

— Christopher Walken

I'll tell you, Quentin Tarantino really writes the most amazing dialogue.

— Christopher Walken

I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. Furthermore, I don't think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny.

— Christopher Walken

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.

— Christopher Walken

I used to be prettier than I am, but I think I look better now. I was a pretty boy. Particularly in my early movies. I don't like looking at them so much. There's a sort of pretty thing about me.

— Christopher Walken

I've never crashed a wedding. When I was a kid I, of course, used to crash parties. Crashing a wedding is difficult though because you have to have the suit, and you have to have information in case someone catches you. You have to know at least some names and something.

— Christopher Walken

Morning is the best time to see movies.

— Christopher Walken

My hair was famous before I was.

— Christopher Walken