Adventure is something that happens to someone else. When it's happening to you, it's only trouble.

— Gerald Morris

A, you've already seen that you and your master aren't quite at home in this world, at least not like before.' Terence nodded slowly. 'It'll only get stronger, too,' Robin continued. 'Soon you'll find yourself looking into people's eyes to see if they've been there. And once you find someone who has, you'll greet him as a long-lost friend and take him to your heart.

— Gerald Morris

Brave? Or stupid?" Roger shrugged. "I've never been quite sure where brave stopped and stupid began, myself.

— Gerald Morris

Don't make yourself so special," the dwarf said with a snort. "As if getting lost was some trick that only women knew. I've known men who could get lost in their own bedrooms. The only difference is that men with no sense of direction don't brag about it, the way women do.

— Gerald Morris

For appearances. Now there's a lovely thing to die for.

— Gerald Morris

He expects us to kill him," Palominos said to Ibadan." Some people are so demanding," Ibadan replied. "Considering we've only just met, I mean.

— Gerald Morris

I have this recurring nightmare where I'm lost in a strange forest, and my only hope is your sense of direction. Enough to give a fellow the sweats, it is.

— Gerald Morris

I must be alive," Gawain said hoarsely. "Dead doesn't hurt this much.

— Gerald Morris

I said you lie, knave!” shouted Beau mains, drawing his sword. “And for telling such craven falsehoods, you must die!” The knight looked plaintively at Roger. “What’s wrong with this fellow?”“He was dropped on his head when he was a baby,” answered Roger.

— Gerald Morris

I take it that he is more than just a woodcutter.”“No one is just a woodcutter,” replied Terence.“A person's always more than his present occupation.

— Gerald Morris