All Ghosts Are Gray

— Andrew Barger

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.”“Right, Virgo. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.

— Andrew Barger

If you can’t laugh at your life, then your life is a punchline in a bad joke.

— Andrew Barger

Isn't our purest form of writing that done without the taint of money?

— Andrew Barger

Literature is the most noble of professions. In fact, it is about the only one fit for a man. For my own part, there is no seducing me from the path. I shall be a litterateur, at least, all my life; nor would I abandon the hopes which still lead me on for all the gold in California.” EDGAR ALLAN POE TO FREDERICK WILLIAM THOMASFEBRUARY 14, 1849

— Andrew Barger

The difficulty with Poe is not figuring out which of his stories rise to the level required of this collection, but rather which of his stories to exclude from it.

— Andrew Barger

They say everything that can be written has been written. I say we are just getting started.

— Andrew Barger