Accusations are merely the envy of the unenlightened given form.

— Brian Farrey

Evidence is the debris of a careless mind.

— Brian Farrey

Fate is a lazy man’s excuse for avoiding curiosity.

— Brian Farrey

(The) "Sorry, Son, what was that? I was too busy ignoring you."(Later) "Sorry, Son, I missed that," Ma said. "Ignoring you can be a full-time job.

— Brian Farrey

You can only fail to pick the Castellano's pocket once

— Brian Farrey