Everyone should have a hippie painter anarchist in their lives. It's the guys in silvered aviators with guns that you've got to be wary of.

— John Sandford

Everything we're doing is freakin' iffy. That's what makes it so much fun.

— John Sandford

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

— John Sandford

There's something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couple's first meeting.

— John Sandford

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident.

— John Sandford

You've got pretty good taste." She pulled out a suit, looked at it, put it back, pulled out another. "I can remember, you always wore good suits, good-looking suits, even before you were rich."" I like suits," he said. "They feel good. I like Italian suits, actually. I've had a couple of British suits, and they were okay, but they felt ... constructed. Like I was wearing a building. But the Italians - they know how to make a suit."" Ever try French suits?"" Yeah, three or four times. They're okay, but a little ... sharp-looking. They made me feel like a watch salesman."" How about American suits?"" Efficient," he said. "Do the job; don't feel like much. You always wear an American suit if you don't want people to notice you.

— John Sandford

You've got pretty good taste." She pulled out a suit, looked at it, put it back, pulled out another. "I can remember, you always wore good suits, good-looking suits, even before you were rich."" I like suits," he said. "They feel good. I like Italian suits, actually. I've had a couple of British suits, and they were okay, but they felt ... constructed. Like I was wearing a building. But the Italians - they know how to make a suit."" Ever try French suits?"" Yeah, three or four times. They're okay, but a little ... sharp-looking. They made me feel like a watch salesman."" How about American suits?":Efficient," he said. "Do the job; don't feel like much. You always wear an American suit if you don't want people to notice you.

— John Sandford