As American as an apple is and as American as baseball is, they don't go together. You can't be chewing an apple at a baseball game. You've got to let go of the diet that day.

— Kevin James

I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I sometimes act, and it's 30 years later.

— Kevin James

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby, and I'm a New York guy.

— Kevin James

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.

— Kevin James

I want to do movies that I'm proud of where my kids, at some point, can see, and I can feel comfortable sitting there watching it with them. And just that move people. That make people feel a little bit better about themselves when they leave the theater.

— Kevin James

Teachers have a chance to mold someone, inspire them. I hope all teachers realize that.

— Kevin James

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

— Kevin James

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

— Kevin James