Bazooka you plagiarizes of truth, for twas foreseen by mine own eyes that this world is flat and straddled by two platypus's being ridden by a seahorse........

— Steve Merrick

BREXIT? So mental a political tap dance, that it makes riding a porcupine bareback over a cliff seem the only sane thing to do.

— Steve Merrick

Charles Darwin's only mistake was in not being a physicist, because the entire process of evolution started before our planet formed, with the event called the big bang, at this point our knowledge is such that I can hazard this further observation, all the building blocks of life started at that moment, and that is how far we can back track this process of evolution.

— Steve Merrick

Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock-full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy.

— Steve Merrick

Economics. "Something humans invented and then lost control of, it isn't real, it's not like gravity, and we could evolve the economic process to make sense, but can't because we would all lose money if we did. Hysterical scientific exerts aside, it doesn't exist outside our collective heads. So at best it's a pseudo-science of religious proportions, at worst, it will turn us into a globally warmed suicide cult en masse. ;-)

— Steve Merrick

How did I get where I am.” If your answer is anything but dumb luck then you are sadly deluding yourself.

— Steve Merrick

I also have to add that if Rembrandt had been given a camera then that guys understanding of light and form would have blown the rest of us shooters into a black hole of despair.

— Steve Merrick

If I believed a giant Platypus was coming to liberate humanity and save us all, it would still make more sense than the climate denial people do......

— Steve Merrick

I have zero respect for knowledge, that’s what computers are for. Imagination is the kicker because imagination can extrapolate, create and solve, Knowledge is just facts and shit. Mostly irrelevant.” Kego O'Grady in The Navigator By Steve Merrick

— Steve Merrick

Is it wrong of me to propose a ceasefire agreement between humans and whales and dolphins, I know it is in actuality a one-sided massacre, but so was Bosnia and there the ceasefire is holding, so would it be nice to have a declaration backing a ceasefire between us mammals?

— Steve Merrick