Advice for a long and happy life - never tell a writer you have fixed their work. Ever.

— C.S. Woolley

Bon Jovi is most definitely the key to how I am able to write so much in a day

— C.S. Woolley

I am beginning to worry that my speech is becoming a rather incomprehensible mixture of a Victorian woman, an Australian Beach Bum and a Laddish city boy

— C.S. Woolley

In the constant pursuit of perfection, junk food will always be a rather painful stumbling block

— C.S. Woolley

In the pursuit of knowledge, no one should travel alone

— C.S. Woolley

It is the prerogative of women to make men wait.

— C.S. Woolley

It's 1am, I have fiction to write!

— C.S. Woolley

It was a dark, dismal afternoon, like they all seem to be these days, when I got this call. I could hear the rain battering the windowpane of my office when the phone rang.

— C.S. Woolley

I write in a fantasy world, so I can make up my own rules and can change facts when I want to. It's all about having control.

— C.S. Woolley

My level of excitement is above cricket proportions

— C.S. Woolley