A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

— Wilson Mizner

A good listener is not only popular everywhere but after a while he knows something.

— Wilson Mizner

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something.

— Wilson Mizner

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long.

— Wilson Mizner

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

— Wilson Mizner

Don't talk about yourself it will be done when you leave.

— Wilson Mizner

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

— Wilson Mizner

God help those who do not help themselves.

— Wilson Mizner

I respect faith but doubt is what gets you an education.

— Wilson Mizner

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.

— Wilson Mizner