A single lie is the father of all lies

— Sheeja Jose

If you wait for God to descend to earth and save you from your fuck-ups, you will be waiting until you drop dead.

— Sheeja Jose

Life is like a dream, when you wake up, you only have memories.

— Sheeja Jose

Love at first sight is a polite phrase used when one wants to fuck a stranger.

— Sheeja Jose

My cousins had told me dead people came back as Dracula. Draculas got thirsty at night and drank only blood, leaving the milk and juices in the refrigerator for the house owners. I thoughtDraculas were cool, they had some manners. Still I didn’t like the idea of anyone drinking blood.

— Sheeja Jose

On deathbed every single good, bad, ugly moment becomes special.

— Sheeja Jose

Proving one’s innocence is as improbable as going to Pluto for a honeymoon. It could take away everything you had in life, dear ones, dreams, hopes and, most importantly, the right to have your freedom.

— Sheeja Jose

Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.

— Sheeja Jose

You learn to run by running.

— Sheeja Jose