But music didn't make my mother nervous. She was more concerned about the agenda of women who thought it was a good idea to wear pastel, shoulder-padded suits while they all marched single file toward a better tomorrow.

— Wayne Gladstone

Don’t you realize the Internet is just a way for millions of sad people to be completely alone together?

— Wayne Gladstone

Well, reading Twitter’s a lot like staring at an ant farm,” Today explained while wiping some cheese from his mouth. “Except without all the productivity.

— Wayne Gladstone