Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.

— Trey Parker

I and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

— Trey Parker

If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, it's more like, 'Oh, this is a terrible idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.'

— Trey Parker

If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't.

— Trey Parker

I got into this little habit of architecture and building. I designed a house in Colorado and one in Hawaii. The idea is supposed to be build and sell - but then I can never bring myself to sell them.

— Trey Parker

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force.

— Trey Parker

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark When he made Pearl Harbor. I miss you more than that movie missed the point And that's an awful lot, girl. And now, now you've gone away And all I'm trying to say, is: Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school He was terrible in that film. I need you like Cuba Guiding needed a bigger Sarthe's way better than Ben Affleck. And now, all I can think about is your smile and that shitty movie, too. Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you. Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked just a little bit more than I miss you.

— Trey Parker

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical

— Trey Parker

Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the silliest one I've ever heard is, 'Yeah, there's this big, giant universe, and it's expanding, and it's all going to collapse on itself, and we're all just here, just 'because. Just 'because.' That to me, is the most ridiculous explanation ever.

— Trey Parker

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

— Trey Parker