Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.

— Garon Whited

I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.

— Garon Whited

[I] put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded.

— Garon Whited

I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim. I’m a vampire. We’re allowed to do that. It’s in all the brochures.

— Garon Whited

It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.

— Garon Whited

...please don’t throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world.

— Garon Whited

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Erica™s Law of Lunch henceforth.

— Garon Whited

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.

— Garon Whited

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.

— Garon Whited

Put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded.

— Garon Whited