Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worst.

— Doug Larson

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.

— Doug Larson

Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.

— Doug Larson

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

— Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

— Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

— Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

— Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

— Doug Larson

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.

— Doug Larson

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

— Doug Larson