I don't know who the hell Paul Lynne is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

— Paul Lynde

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

— Paul Lynde

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

— Paul Lynde

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

— Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

— Paul Lynde

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

— Paul Lynde

The whole romantic part of my life was a wideout. I didn't even own a belt.

— Paul Lynde