Adding kidney beans to his cottage cheese and pineapple was an act of bravery Dave had not intended.

— Theric Jepson

Dave put a lot of thought into picking out the books his dad would like least.

— Theric Jepson

Don't you know a kiss would change the world forever?

— Theric Jepson

On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn't know Peter was out of town.

— Theric Jepson