Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

— Jo Brand

Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel differently, it's dark, and everything seems far more spooky.

— Jo Brand

God, what a depressing day that was and what an irony that Britain’s first female prime minister had to be Margaret Thatcher. She was the woman who asked, ‘What has feminism ever done for me?’ Well, dear, if you need to ask that question then you’re obviously not very bright

— Jo Brand

Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning.

— Jo Brand

I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.

— Jo Brand

I used to do bell ringing in Benenson church. It was perfect fun, actually. My best friend's dad was the local vicar, and so it was expected as her best friend that I would go to church every Sunday with her.

— Jo Brand

My dad's a very sensitive man, but as the archetypal rebellious teenager, I didn't realize that.

— Jo Brand

My father was an engineer and my mother was a social worker, and they met as young socialists. That probably tells you everything you need to know about my attitude to money - I've never really been bothered about it.

— Jo Brand

My mum is bright, ambitious, well-read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into the Army and posted to Libya, she convinced some general to let her go with him. I don't know how she managed it.

— Jo Brand

One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly because famous Christians pronounce on the life of the poor from their very lovely affluent homes filled with their very lovely families and attractive pets.

— Jo Brand