Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

— Caroline Rhea

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

— Caroline Rhea

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. Furthermore, I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

— Caroline Rhea

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

— Caroline Rhea