As I prefer to see it, there has never been an epic love story that involved significant amounts of self-control.

— Jennifer Harrison

During my completely soul-shredding midlife crisis at the age of twenty-eight, I felt sure I had peaked too soon.

— Jennifer Harrison

Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

— Jennifer Harrison

Having two women—one who can’t know about the other, and one who must be trusted not to destroy his life—is clearly difficult for him.

— Jennifer Harrison

Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way.

— Jennifer Harrison

I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh.

— Jennifer Harrison

I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I don’t pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters. 

— Jennifer Harrison

In the apocalyptic environment that is Los Angeles on fire, we should all be making a point to have a lot of sex, but no one seems particularly motivated. They need leaders, and sadly I am not up for the task.

— Jennifer Harrison

Love: the impossible combination of being IN the deep end and being OFF the deep end.

— Jennifer Harrison

Malibu: With sounds of waves crashing, and the ocean at the doorstep, you feel like you are hours away from civilization. And with L.A. traffic, YOU ARE.

— Jennifer Harrison