Baby girl, five minutes alone with me, and you're going to be begging me to taste your pie.

— Carmen Jenner

Do not mock my baby." He pulls away and strokes his palm over the seats. "She was my first love."" Well your current ... her ... girl, is getting jealous with all the attention you're paying your first love, and she has orifices you can stick things in without having your boy bits burnt off." He pulls me into him again and his mouth goes to work on my neck. “Fuck I love it when you talk dirty.

— Carmen Jenner

White? That's good. Virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword.

— Carmen Jenner