... And so we go and I meet his parents. And it's a very strange thing meeting your girlfriend's boyfriend's parents for the first time. Part of you is angry for obvious reasons and part of you still wants to make a good impression. On a side note, they seemed in perfect health.

— Mike Birbiglia

I learned that adults were not soaring gods, but rather back-yard birds with broken wingtips. When you are thirteen, about to free-fall into the real world, discovering the broken wingtips is terrifying.

— Janet Turpin Myers

The nice thing about being an adolescent is being able to make mature decisions when you need them and being able to just flow alone with life when you don't.

— Michael A. Stackpole