I come from a family of working professionals: my dad is a chartered accountant, and my mom is a professor.

— Kriti Sanon

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

— Ray Romano

My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.

— Glenda Jackson

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession a good accountant is a debit to his profession.

— Charles Lyell