It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.

— Sorin Suciu

Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.

— Drew Hayes

You’re a good man who happens to be a vampire. We aren’t human, but that doesn’t make us monsters.

— Drew Hayes