Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a café in Montmartre." Myles: "In Paris." Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?" Beckett: "Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?" Myles: "I agree with simpleton." Artemis: "No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ICI, garçon.'" Beckett: "Itchy what?