… I wonder why she hasn't spread the tale."" The only reason she would not is if she is ill or the story would somehow reflect badly on herself," replied Lady Badger. "Otherwise, Portia Trout bridge has never been known to keep a scandal to herself."" Oh, I do hope she is ill!" exclaimed Truthful. "I mean, only just ill enough to keep the news quiet for a little longer. Is that too dreadful of me?"" Not at all," announced Lady Badger. "It is a very reasonable desire. In the case of Portia Trout bridge I myself would wish for something much more severe. Scarlet fever, perhaps. Or the plague.

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