I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body."" Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition."" No, really. I'm trapped."" Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?"" That's just it - I've never shape-shifted."" So you're not really a werewolf."" Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?" Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?

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