I love you. I hate you. Furthermore, I like you. Furthermore, I hate you. Furthermore, I love you. Furthermore, I think you’re stupid. Furthermore, I think you’re a loser. Furthermore, I think you’re wonderful. Furthermore, I want to be with you. Furthermore, I don’t want to be with you. Furthermore, I would never date you. Furthermore, I hate you. Furthermore, I love you….. I think the madness started the moment we met and you shook my hand. Did you have a disease or something?