We're cleaning cat ears. Rhonda doesn't require us to come in on Sundays, but somebody has to feed the animals. Yesterday Alex and I helped five cats and two dogs find homes... We agreed we probably could have placed a couple more cats if their ears were nice and pink inside like in the wet-food commercials. We told Rhonda to take a much-deserved break today, and we'd come in, feed everybody, and make our cats a little more like the ones on TV. So I skipped church to clean cat ears.

The Female of the Species