Ah, yes…” He made an exaggerated nod. “I was supposed to be filling you in on Being’s story.” He winked at me playfully, as I kept up my glare. “Now, where should I begin?”“Tell you what, let me get you started,” I came back. “Once upon a time, there was this Uber-creepy old man—who looks like he lives in a haunted shack and eats small children for breakfast—and I decided to make him my new best friend because… Okay, your turn.

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