She’s beautiful to look at, she’s new, she’s clean, and perfectly cut. But then you get up and look closely and see that she’s not real. She’s a fake. She doesn't glimmer like a natural diamond or hold the beauty and unbreakable strength of a real diamond. Furthermore, she’s just a manufactured piece of glass. Not the real deal. And sooner or later, that pig headed owner is going to realize that fake diamonds can never pass for the real ones, no matter how much you wish they would.

The Diary of Bink Cummings: Vol 2