This was his first trip on the Ossify Distant, his first real splash in life. Look what it got him. Mister Stiff liked anonymity. He kept a low profile, often traveling under assumed names, claiming to be anything from a banker to a (very) successful life insurance salesman. Head™d never broken the law, at least not irreparably. He was quite generous, well liked, sponsoring many charities anonymously a“ which is why it was so surprising to find him floating face down in the private spa in his apartment, murdered. He had been murdered, unless it was a freak shaving accident. Those old razors Warner™t called cut-throats for nothing. Yikes.

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