Sure am glad I'm not royalty," I muttered. "I wouldn't want to have to bump ugliest with someone I can't stand. On a regular basis. And no one else."" Ow!" I exclaimed, trying to yank my fingers from Trent but finding them caught. Then I colored, realizing what I'd said. "Oh… sorry," I stammered, meaning it. "That was insensitive." Trent's frown turned into a sly smirk. "Bump ugliest?" he said, eyes on the table behind me. "You are a font of gutter slang, Rachel. We must do this again.

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