Then, when I've got a degree in math, or physics, or math and physics, I will be able to get a job and earn lots of money and I will be able to pay someone who can look after me and cook my meals and wash my clothes, or I will get a lady to marry me and be my wife, and she can look after me, so I can have company and not be on my own.

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time