Am I too much for the world, or is the world too much for me?

— Kelli Jae Baeli

Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them.

— Kelli Jae Baeli

Good communication is less about saying what you mean, and more about defining what you say.

— Kelli Jae Baeli

If I say I do not believe in faeries or elves or trolls, does this imply that I have a set of beliefs and a lifestyle that adheres to this lack of belief? NO, IT ONLY IMPLIES that I do not believe in faeries, elves and trolls. So one cannot extrapolate morality, philosophy, cosmology, character, political party, or any other thing of that sort from the mere lack of belief in one other thing.

— Kelli Jae Baeli

I'm an open book. But some of the pages are stuck together.

— Kelli Jae Baeli

Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.

— Kelli Jae Baeli

It's one thing to say you think someone "hung the moon" but that generally means you are blind and deluded, and then the relationship fails because they say you changed, when really, they never saw you at all... The real test is if someone sees all your flaws or blemishes or individual differences, and they still think you hung the moon.

— Kelli Jae Baeli

I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS Salisbury steak anyway? And where do they hunt or harvest the Salisbury?

— Kelli Jae Baeli

I want to make the choice that gives an accurate impression of who I am; and who I am is someone who wants to be ethical, evolved, yet not at all an oil pan for the machinations of the morally corrupt.

— Kelli Jae Baeli

I will be not dumb myself down to make someone else more comfortable with their ignorance.

— Kelli Jae Baeli