2) Members will attend events together as a group, including, but not limited to, Homecoming, Prom, parties, and other couple events, despite possibly being labeled as freaks and getting jealous looks from guys who wish we were their hot dates, but instead have to settle for some lame wannabe.

— Elizabeth Eulberg

3) Saturday night is the official meeting night of Penny Lane's Lonely Hearts Club. Attendance is mandatory. Exceptions are for family emergencies and bad hair days only.

— Elizabeth Eulberg

And anything that might hurt me would just make me stronger in the end.

— Elizabeth Eulberg

And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.

— Elizabeth Eulberg

Because sometimes silence speaks much louder than words possibly could.

— Elizabeth Eulberg

But that's the thing with the what-if game-- you really can never know the answer to the question. And maybe it's better that way.

— Elizabeth Eulberg

I didn't like having secrets. Secrets only ended up hurting people.

— Elizabeth Eulberg

If you don't have any feelings for Will Darcy, why are you blushing and fixing your hair?

— Elizabeth Eulberg

I, Lexi Anderson, am proud to say that I do, indeed, have a great personality. And it's only a matter of time before the Beautiful People will be wishing they had great personalities, too. Good luck with that, oh Beautiful Ones. Because we Great Girls are the rarest breed.

— Elizabeth Eulberg

I look at the hundreds of algebra problems facing me in the next three days. And here I thought I’d figured out the equation to my happiness.

— Elizabeth Eulberg