I am because my little dog knows me.

— Gertrude Stein

I certainly do care for you Jeff Campbell less than you are always thinking and much more than you are ever knowing

— Gertrude Stein

I could undertake to be an efficient pupil if it were possible to find an efficient teacher.

— Gertrude Stein

If things happen all the time you are never nervous. It is when they are not happening that you are nervous.

— Gertrude Stein

If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something.

— Gertrude Stein

I have declared that patience is never more than patient. I, too, have declared, that I who am not patient am patient.

— Gertrude Stein

I like the feeling of words doing as they want to do and as they have to do.

— Gertrude Stein

I love my love with a b because she is peculiar.

— Gertrude Stein

In the morning there is meaning, in the evening there is feeling.

— Gertrude Stein

In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. This is what makes America what it is.

— Gertrude Stein