Musicians have always had a better understanding of love than the rest of us. Over the years they have told us that love: is like a rock, is here to stay, is all you need, will find a way, will keep us together, will tear us apart, sucks.

— Cuthbert Soup

On the forest floor was the LVR's smoldering ceiling panel, just lying there like the lid of a sardine can that had been eagerly and violently thrown away by someone who very much liked sardines.

— Cuthbert Soup

The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill.

— Cuthbert Soup

There is no shortage of well-known pirates, including: Henry Morgan, Captain Kidd, Blackbeard, Blue beard, Yellow beard, and Yellow beard with Black Roots, who surmised that, if blondes have more fun, then blond pirates must have a heck of a lot more fun.

— Cuthbert Soup

Well," Mr. Cheese man interjected. "Perhaps there's an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has an alter ego."" What's an alter ego?" asked Gerard." It's a superhero's true but secret identity," said Chip. "You know, the way that Superman is really Clark Kent." "Superman is really Clark Kent?"" It's pretty obvious," said Penny. "To everyone but you and Lois Lane."" Okay," Gerard conceded. "Captain Fabulous's alter ego will be... Teddy Roosevelt.

— Cuthbert Soup

Well, well, well," said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well," replied Pavel, not to be out welled.

— Cuthbert Soup

What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.

— Cuthbert Soup

Yes you are right," said Pavel. "We will succeed simply because we are the best in all world. We will get LVR by using incredible intelligence." Leon showed he was in full agreement by screaming and hitting himself repeatedly on the head.

— Cuthbert Soup

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.

— Cuthbert Soup

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.

— Cuthbert Soup