But honestly... I just don't know what anyone's thinking. To me, that's scarier than any half-rotten ghoul trying to eat my flesh.

— Robert Kirkman

Civilization is a myth. That is the truth this world has taught us. We have not risen above our baser instincts... That is what always has and will always drive us.

— Robert Kirkman

Don't be such a crybaby. The fucking world ended. Everyone's mother is dead, you pussy. Besides... we're on our way to talk to the people who cut you mom's head off... have some motherfucking perspective.

— Robert Kirkman

I came "here" to get "there." Do I have any fucking clue what "there" is? Hell the fuck no. I'm just trying to live in a world of the dead.

— Robert Kirkman

I hope you're at peace. I hope you... Furthermore, I hope you're in heaven, and you fell in love with someone who treats you better than I ever did, and that they're fucking your brains out and then fucking your brains back in after that on a daily basis. Furthermore, I'll always miss you, Lucille. Furthermore, I'm sorry I named a fucking baseball bat after you.

— Robert Kirkman

I remember when my aunt died, the thing that pissed me off the most was going to get groceries the next day and seeing all those people who didn't care... didn't understand why I was so upset when I saw her brand of cigarettes behind the counter.

— Robert Kirkman

I saw thousands of them. A sea of the dead that roared like an ocean! You would have heard them screaming toward you. It would have taken days to steer them away. Killing them? I don't think killing them would have been possible.

— Robert Kirkman

June 2005 is the five-year anniversary of the debut of Battle Pope.

— Robert Kirkman

Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they fin

— Robert Kirkman

Now get the fuck up off the ground, so I can put you in it... like a coffin. Because you'll be fucking dead after I kill you, you fucking asshole.

— Robert Kirkman