An upturned life is righted in the box.

— Nick John Whittle

Byron said once of the sea: ‘The monsters of the deep are made; each zone obeys thee; thou goes forth, dread, fathomless, alone,’ yet Sebastian called it, ‘A place where nobody beat us, fry us and eat us in fricassee’. Each to their own.

— Nick John Whittle

Having parked up at the entrance to the football ground I’d like my coffin to be taken from the hearse and carried around the mile and a half perimeter of the pitch in a fitting lap of honor. Then, after the lap of honor, I would like the undertakers to lift me out of my coffin, dress me in the home strip and sit with me in the Evans Hals haw Home Stand for a match against any team in the Essex and Suffolk Border League Division One. (From Undertaker's Question Time, 2016)

— Nick John Whittle

Those what yielded the extra lolly were even a cloth to put over themselves when they do cash in their chips, and were told to state where they lay until they be picked up. - From "Three Interesting Facts about Undertakers

— Nick John Whittle