It's what's known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That's no myth.

— Meg Cabot

It was around then that the phone rang. It was my friend Cee, wanting to know if I cared to join her and Adam McDavis at the Coffee Clutch to drink iced tea and talk bad about everyone we know.

— Meg Cabot

I usually know almost exactly how I feel. The problem is, I just can't tell anyone.

— Meg Cabot

I've never even been to Long Island

— Meg Cabot

I was dead, and I hadn't even been able to attend my own funeral.

— Meg Cabot

Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr. Peepers.

— Meg Cabot

...men aren't in touch with their emotions, and don't share enough [?]

— Meg Cabot

Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered. And that was only because he was laughing so hard.

— Meg Cabot

My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.

— Meg Cabot

My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!

— Meg Cabot