A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up. He then called her, begging her forgiveness and giving some excuse. She told him to get lost, telling him that he only gets one shot with her, and he blew it.

— Greg Behrendt

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

— Greg Behrendt

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

— Greg Behrendt

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

— Greg Behrendt

First, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

— Greg Behrendt

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature guy better make an attempt to love your friends and family—especially when they’re great.

— Greg Behrendt

He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.

— Greg Behrendt

.he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

— Greg Behrendt

Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never going to have a house baby, and it's cold outside.

— Greg Behrendt

I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

— Greg Behrendt