I'm glad I dropped out of high school, man. I wouldn't be where I'm at. Furthermore, I would have had a net. Furthermore, I'm glad I didn't have anything to fall back on, man, because that made me go for my dreams that much harder.

— Tracy Morgan

I want to show the world my humor.

— Tracy Morgan

Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. Furthermore, I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being.

— Tracy Morgan

My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star.

— Tracy Morgan

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

— Tracy Morgan

On 'Saturday Night Live,' I never really wrote. You know, I would just - I would let the writers cast me into the show. So my strength - and I put all my energies into performance. I just couldn't deal with the rejection, you know, getting your sketches cut, and it was hard for me.

— Tracy Morgan

People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.

— Tracy Morgan

The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!

— Tracy Morgan

Tracy Morgan is subdued. I'm cool. I'm chilled out.

— Tracy Morgan

You can't hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I'm just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.

— Tracy Morgan