A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

— Johnny Depp

Am I a romantic? I've seen "Withering Heights" ten times. I'm a romantic.

— Johnny Depp

Am I a romantic? I've seen 'Withering Heights' ten times. I'm a romantic.

— Johnny Depp

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.

— Johnny Depp

At 13, I was wearing plain t-shirts. Then I used to steal my mom's clothing. She had all these crushed-velvet shirts with French-cut sleeves. And, like, seersucker bell-bottoms.

— Johnny Depp

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

— Johnny Depp

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most important thing though is that people there know how to live! In America, they've forgotten all about it. I'm afraid that the American culture is a disaster.

— Johnny Depp

Growing old is unavoidable, but never growing up is possible. I believe you can retain certain things from your childhood if you protect them - certain traits, certain places where you don’t let the world go.

— Johnny Depp

I always felt like I was meant to have been born in another era, another time.

— Johnny Depp

I detest jokes - when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn't know it's funny or doesn't treat it as a joke. Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or it's a sort of rage against society.

— Johnny Depp