I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear

— Alanea Alder

Oh God, is this like Silence of the Lambs?" Tears flowed down her face. "I don't want to go down the hole! I won't put lotion on the skin! Look at me, you won't be able to wear my skin, I won't cover your huge ass!" She wailed.

— Alanea Alder

She needs tampons. Evidently it helps with this process. We have to secure the location of where they are being sold, acquire them and then get them back to my mate posthaste.

— Alanea Alder

Shoot faceless, white blobs. Roger that Menace, Gamma Kitten One over and out.

— Alanea Alder

Shower sex sucks," Very announced loudly. Elizabeth leaned forward dying to know what prompted that statement. "What happened?"" Slippery surfaces and not the good kind, one." Very started ticking off reasons on her fingers. "Water not a natural lubricant, two. Height differences, three. And I got a freaking Charley horse right when..." Aiden covered her mouth at that point. Ahh. So someone had fun and someone didn't. Poor Very.

— Alanea Alder

Speaking of my things, you weren't actually using that darling little study were you?" she asked sweetly. Her mate's eyes narrowed. "Why?"" Because I am commandeering it for my closet."" Closet? My study is over three hundred square feet." His shocked expression was adorable." Good point. Do you use the library as well?" He stared unblinking. "Yes, actually I do.""Oh, well. I'll need to call in a contractor to remodel the study into functional wardrobe.

— Alanea Alder

They are my baby Keelans!

— Alanea Alder

This first time, my Sprite friend went for help, then Aiden went all shifter Hulk version and Loki'd the feral's ass. What, what

— Alanea Alder

What are these? They look like scars." Very glanced down and realized he was talking about her stretch marks. Had he never seen stretch marks before?”“Those are called stretch marks."" Stretch marks? How did you get them?" "Human females get them when we grow. If we grow too fast our skin rips apart and heals. It's a very painful process." Very lied through her teeth. There was no way she was going to discuss stretch marks after the most mind-blowing sex of her life. Nope. Wasn't going to happen. Aiden's expression became reverent." Human females are amazing creatures, you endure so much pain yet are so fragile." He kissed each shiny line. I'm going to hell.

— Alanea Alder

Why is it that the Alpha females are crazy?" Meryn shrugged. "She made sense to me." Colton turned to Very. "You also set Aiden's car on fire when he ignored you." Amelia looked at Very. "Sounds reasonable." Meryn grinned. "I know, right?

— Alanea Alder