Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside - to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

— Ellen DeGeneres

A lot of money with the wrong career is not going to make you happy. If you have money without happiness, it doesn't mean anything. It's all about happiness.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Designing is my hobby. If I didn't do what I do for a living - at some point when I don't do this for a living - I'll probably just do design work. I love finding really special pieces of furniture.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Don't hold onto things, it will only bring you pain.

— Ellen DeGeneres

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

— Ellen DeGeneres