I've just had a really evil idea."" My favorite kind

— Joss Stirling

Oh my gosh, don’t you both look pretty!” We looked like rejects from the auditions for The Sound of Music.“I will have to buy them – they are meant to be yours!” Karla waved her credit card around like a wand.“What a shame they didn’t have one in green for me. But then, it is a young girl’s style. I would’ve looked foolish.

— Joss Stirling

Sky. Hope mixed with horror as I searched for Zed, guessing he would not have let his soul finder walk into this situation alone. I finally identified him as the heavily bearded drummer in the flowery shirt and, yes, socks and sandals. I bit my tongue, repressing the absurd desire to laugh at his fashion sacrifice for our cause.

— Joss Stirling

So, Zed, isn’t this a killer outfit?”“Certainly a killer, baby.”“Good, because I’ve bought another five just like it.”“You horrible, teasing fairy. If you really have more of those fashion disasters in your bags, I’m going to hang you on top of the family Christmas tree in December.

— Joss Stirling

The last thing I wanted was to fall in love because, deep down, I remembered that love hurt.

— Joss Stirling

UAV sprinkled olive oil on his lettuce. 'Lola was very particular that it all had to fit properly.' 'Lola?' squeaked Diamond. I wanted to warn her not to rise to the bait UAV was dangling in front of her, but it was too late. UAV added some Parmesan and pepper. 'Suspicious, Diamond? You should be. This is a bachelor party I'm organizing, not a school outing, and it is going to tick all of Trace's boxes. Lola is either very efficient water sports instructor or an exotic dancing girl; I'll leave it your imagination.' I rolled my eyes at Diamond. 'Maybe she's both. I mean the guys will really go for that, I guess. Don't worry, Di, Luigi and his crew will not disappoint us girls.' Luigi was in fact Contest Nicoletta's little bespectacled chef with whom I had been consulting about the menu for Friday, but the Benedicts weren't to know that. 'He has promised to provide something suitably spicy for our tastes.

— Joss Stirling

Victor patted my hand. 'I like you, Sky. You're a fighter.'' I am, aren't I? Hear that, Zed? No more Bambi comparisons. I'm a Rottweiler -with a temper.'' A very small Rottweiler,' said Zed, still not convinced.

— Joss Stirling

What were we talking before I was so rudely interrupted by a flying citrus ?

— Joss Stirling

Wisdom you speak, Obi Tina.'' None of that - I'm the one who gets to speak backwards - no, we're both wrong - that's the little green guy, Yoda.'' You're right. So I just get to pout and act badly when you try and teach me anything.'' Try channelling Luke rather than Anakin - the outcome is better.

— Joss Stirling

With kisses like that, I wish this was the Universe where you were my soul finder.

— Joss Stirling